June 30, 2019

I was back in the UK last week and stumbled across an episode of The Simpsons on TV. 

I was a young boy when The Simpsons first burst onto our screens.

As a boy, my favourite character was of course Bart, a preference put to the test initially by the song “Do The Bartman...

June 14, 2019

It wasn’t him, Charley, it was you.

Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, “Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson.”

You remember that?

“This ain’t your night”! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart!

So wh...

June 14, 2019

It is Summer, a time to bring out your shorts and show off your legs with pride.

This is good news for me, as I would say that my calves are my best body part. 

If there was such a thing as a calf model, my calves would be the David Gandy of the modeling scene. 


June 4, 2019

I stood there swaying incoherently, blood pouring all over the cream carpet. My head was pounding and all I could think, in more ways than one, was ‘what have I done’?

We had just moved the family to Tokyo from our beautiful little village in England for our first exper...

June 2, 2019

Lavishing praise on people does not come easy to me.

In fact I find it quite distasteful.

Let’s just say it's not my cup of tea.

Usually I have to wait for somebody to die to do it, and even then I have to give it a couple of years.

But not so tonight. When I first heard T...

June 2, 2019

A persons attitude towards “Fast Food” will tell you a great deal about who they are. 

If you get the chance, simply inform somebody in casual conversation that you treated your family to a McDonalds the day before;. how they react to this news will be incredibly inform...

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